Well you learn something EVERY day. Apparently eating army mystery meat loaf will give you a nice smelly surprise! haha i feel bad for the rest of the guys.
Month: January 2006
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Heres some random useless knowledge.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it! Too bad i didnt know this when i was sick!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(woo hoo!)
A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(well thats good to know)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(But then you get a head ache)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes…lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??) -
Well by request here is what happens when you have left over paint and something to paint! oh and by the way the ass chewing for doing this to this vehicle was worth it. Notice the Euro lights, red flames, and just so we wouldnt get reemed unit patch. This was done with spray paint "100 mph" tape and paint markers.
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well i got on here hoping to be able to catch some of my family online but nope not looking like thats going to happen, so i started cruzing around xanga and i found a link to a place that has randomly generated new years revolutions and i found one that works for me!
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Go streaking more often.
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