In case your all wondering Im laughing REALLY REALLY hard right now. And it has nothing to do with the cherry-ass Lt who told me that if the army wanted me to have a wife I would have been issued one from CIF(the place we get gear from) and that if I'm caught off post with out someone else from my unit(so I'd have to take another soldier AND my wife when i went out) then I would be facing another article 15. Its amazing how even though I'm a little guy having the really awesome skill for grappling can let me get away with it because my responce to what he was saying was "sir if you can wip my ass and make me tap out or knock me out then you can say something that fucked up especially when she gets here because I WILL not tollerate something that retarded being said to me, sir" 20 min later we are standing around the paded room with just our dcu tops on. Rules: whats Rank? if they dont tap or are not knocked out its still game on. No face shots! Aviod Broken Bones they can interfear with garison work.
to bad it was over in a matter or seconds! he punched me in the chest, I grabbed his hand and bent the middle and ring fingers back aplying pressure with my thumb. and he taped out before i had the chance to break the fingers. Retard. But thats ok if i hadnt said something one of the other married guys standing around would have and its better for it to come from the smallest one in the crowed really puts people in their place when they something that shouldnt be said.
Did I do the right thing to correct the retard? What would you have done?
Oh yes and before I forget theres only 4 days till Heather(my wife) gets here in Italy
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