Well I think I'd like to SQUASH a little myth that people have about Itialians.

Itialians are so nice and polite and well manored.

Well thats WRONG!!!!!  They are rude and obseane.  Ok i have to admit that when i first moved here to italy the naked billboards were cool.  but then i realized just how much that speaks of their culture being wrong.  naked people like that are good in SMALL doeses not all the time.  also!  you now when you want to buy something you go up to the counter to buy something at like the bakery or something.  why would you yell or give bad looks?  or even better!  on the AMERICAN ARMY BASE you know where the language is ENGLISH!  how hard is it to not talk itlianto someone walking up to order food?  or at the barbares were EVERY soldier goes EVERY week because we HAVE to have a fresh hair cut every week how hard is it when the person says dont touch the top how hard is it to not touch the top?  or even better why why why why WWWWHYYYYYYYY!  does it take 30-45 mins to cut a "high and tight" hair cut when there are 6 guys working in there that have worked there for years and that the ONLY hair cut that they give?    back in the states a high and tight and Im talking about a TRUE high and tight where they take a straight razor to your head which takes longer?  or even better why do they get pissed off when we get pissed off when they FUCK UP are hair cuts?  oh well  so thats the truth SOME europeans are actually nice but its not the Itialians.

EDIT!

I forgot to put this picture on here.  So enjoy this picture!  Its deffinatly going to be my background on my computer.

Well It's been a SUPER busy last 2 weeks so right now Im sitting in my room kinda sad because Heather is flying back to the states right now.  But thats ok Ill be back there in a couple of weeks.  anyway heres some pictures of the last two weeks.

Well Heather should be on here way here now!  So pretty much after tonight dont expect me on here for acouple weeks.

Ok so it's now friday the first day off work since we got back from afganistan and for somereason I'm sitting here playing minesweeper while I was ALL my clothes.  But thats not what this post is about.

Wait never mind this post is about minesweeper!  Why can I beat easy in about 8 seconds and intmediate in about 65 sec.  but why cant i beat it on hard anymore?

Ok im done with the minesweeper part.  I took a crap load of picture of where me and Heather will be staying in a couple days so im going to try to post them on here i just have to go get more time on my phone so i can stay on the internet long enough to get it done.  and speaking of my cell phone its wrapped up in plastic wrap and hanging out my 3rd story window so I can get signal to send this.

"Y'all"  have a good one. 

What are your plans this weekend?

In case your all wondering Im laughing REALLY REALLY hard right now.  And it has nothing to do with the cherry-ass Lt who told me that if the army wanted me to have a wife I would have been issued one from CIF(the place we get gear from) and that if I'm caught off post with out someone else from my unit(so I'd have to take another soldier AND my wife when i went out) then I would be facing another article 15.   Its amazing how even though I'm a little guy having the really awesome skill for grappling can let me get away with it because my responce to what he was saying was "sir if you can wip my ass and make me tap out or knock me out then you can say something that fucked up especially when she gets here because I WILL not tollerate something that retarded being said to me, sir"  20 min later we are standing around the paded room with just our dcu tops on.  Rules: whats Rank?  if they dont tap or are not knocked out its still game on.  No face shots!  Aviod Broken Bones they can interfear with garison work.

to bad it was over in a matter or seconds!  he punched me in the chest, I grabbed his hand and bent the middle and ring fingers back aplying pressure with my thumb. and he taped out before i had the chance to break the fingers.  Retard.  But thats ok if i hadnt said something one of the other married guys standing around would have and its better for it to come from the smallest one in the crowed really puts people in their place when they something that shouldnt be said.

Did I do the right thing to correct the retard?  What would you have done?

Oh yes and before I forget theres only 4 days till Heather(my wife) gets here in Italy

me and the guys got together tonight.  sat around passing a couple bottles just about afganistan and then the people that didnt make it back.  we've all decided that our group is curesed and bad luck seeing how after our first deployment when we invaded iraq all but one of us had earned their purple heart and one was gone.  this time around again the only one with out a scratch was the one guy who came out squeeky clean from iraq.  this time around one guy had the bad luck to earn two more purple hearts(yeah that makes a total of three) .  it is a good thing our little group is splitting up with people geting out of the army(woo go me!).  even if we werent all go our seprate ways comming up we decided to split the group up for no more big gatherings before the next time we deploy.

  the untouched bottle count was three tonight.  corona, jack, and bud light.

going out after i post this. 

Hey just incase it wasnt given to you yet heres my new number

011 39 329 845 5403

Heres a good laugh!  All those "wierd" pictures I put up while I was in Afganistan well word leaked out about them and now I've been running around geting them aproved!  Thats RIGHT!  the "goat lover" picture got apporved! WOO HOOO! 

Anyway I moved out of my appartment here in Italy and am now staying in the barracks!  dont know if thats a good thing or not yet but who cares its free and nicer then the old ones!  its about 1/10th of the size of my appartment and Im going to have to put more of my stuff in storage(which the army is paying for not me)

anyway i got the comment that my playlist that ive been listening to for the last couple or days is "a little strange"  what do you think?

1. Arrmor for sleep(if you havent hear this band you should)
   
2. rammstein
   
3. bouncing souls
   
4. fall out boy
   
5. slipknot
   
6. bad religion
   
7. default
   
8. earshot
   
9. trapt
   
10. silverstein
    
11. breaking benjamin
    
12. avenged sevenfold
    
13. black flag
    
14. bleed the dream
    
15. bleeding through
    
16. blink 182
    
17. bush
    
18. disturbed
    
19. staind
    
20. adam sandler
    
21. smashing pumpkins(the older stuff when they were awesome)
    
22. korn
    
23. deftones
    
24. nine inch nails
    
25. THE CARS!
    
26. elvis hitler
    
27. JIMMY BUFFET!
    
28. cky
    
29. sugar ray
    
30. thrid eye blind
    
31. weezer
    
32. sound track to TEAM AMERICA
    
33. Poe
    
34. system of a down
    
35. tatu
    
36. mandy moore
    
37. norah jones

Hey I'm back home in Italy!  Yes as you walk by thats my cell phone hanging out the window to the baracks. 

Anyway this new place is AWESOME!  Ill start to post pictures of Italy soon!

oh yeah 10 more days till Heather gets here!

Guess what country in now in my rear view mirror?  Oh yeah thats right Afganistan!

Oh and for some more good news in 15 days Heather will fly to Italy

WOW! its been a long year!  so i thought Id post the LAST picture Im going to take from Afganistan.

And in other "news"  Heather will be in italy in....18 days!